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No More Homework! No More Tests!

by Bruce Lansky
Stephen Carpenter
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Think of all the horrible, embarrassing, silly, funny things that happen at school. These poems describe them. Reading them will make you giggle out loud.

How would you describe a rainy Monday? Here's part of a poem that gets it just right: "Overslept. Rain is pouring. Missed the bus. Dad is roaring. ..." Then there's the one that's a new twist on "Teacher's Pet": "Call a doctor. Call the vet! I've just been bitten. By teacher's pet!" There's even a poem that gives instructions on "How To Eat a Bag Lunch." Part of it goes like this: "Banana: Remove Chiquita sticker, slap your friend's back, say, 'Ho, ho, ho,' and leave sticker stuck to shirt. Straw: Shoot off paper, aiming at the cafeteria monitor. Cupcake: Lick off frosting, being careful to smear it around mouth and on chin. Do not eat the cupcake; crumble it."

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Publisher: childrensElibrary

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  • ISBN: 1590199014
  • Release date: June 1, 2005

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  • ISBN: 1590199014
  • File size: 4491 KB
  • Release date: June 1, 2005

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subjects

Juvenile Fiction Poetry

Languages

English

Levels

Text Difficulty:3-5

Think of all the horrible, embarrassing, silly, funny things that happen at school. These poems describe them. Reading them will make you giggle out loud.

How would you describe a rainy Monday? Here's part of a poem that gets it just right: "Overslept. Rain is pouring. Missed the bus. Dad is roaring. ..." Then there's the one that's a new twist on "Teacher's Pet": "Call a doctor. Call the vet! I've just been bitten. By teacher's pet!" There's even a poem that gives instructions on "How To Eat a Bag Lunch." Part of it goes like this: "Banana: Remove Chiquita sticker, slap your friend's back, say, 'Ho, ho, ho,' and leave sticker stuck to shirt. Straw: Shoot off paper, aiming at the cafeteria monitor. Cupcake: Lick off frosting, being careful to smear it around mouth and on chin. Do not eat the cupcake; crumble it."

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Juvenile Fiction Poetry